Total doom!
(Heard offstage: “If this don’t bring ’em on board for Climate Change, nothin’ will!”)
“Experts” consulted by our free and independent nooze media–in this case, ABC–CNN was busy with impeachment–predict that in another ten years or so, Climate Change will make it impossible to hold the Stupor Bowl in Miami anymore (https://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory/climate-change-poses-threat-future-super-bowls-miami-68673480).
Oh, no! Quick–where do we go to sign away our liberties? They were right! We shoulda paid more taxes, shoulda had a bigger government–but oh, no, no! Not our Super Bowl! Is it really too late for us to hand ourselves over into serfdom?
Sorry, folks. The experts say it’s, like, total doom.
Maybe–just a little bitty maybe!–absolute slavery to a global government, and Science, can save us. Worth a try, right?
Give serfdom a chance! It’s the Super Bowl at stake.
Bernie Sanders has said the main reason he is running for President is because Trump doesn’t believe in Climate Change which is already, right now, devastating parts of America. Really, Bernie? Like where? I know of people who have lived right along the shore of Florida for three generations and they see no difference.
there is no difference, and even if it were true, man can do nothing about it.
Gee, I thought Obama said that when he was elected the sea levels would cease to rise. (If you like your sea level, you can keep your sea level?)
Well, we don’t want a tyrannical global government… but if it’s the only way to Save The Super Bowl–!