These are supposed to be not children anymore, but young adults. College students. But it’s getting harder and harder to tell them apart from 5-year-olds.
Care Bears posters are supposed to help young adults (it only hurts when I laugh!) cope with the stresses of life. Like life as a good-for-nothing college student was anywhere near as stressful as holding down a job or raise a family, or both! Besides, haven’t they got Play-Doh and lollipops to get them through the day? I mean, how stressful can it be, getting a degree in Gender Studies?
Not only college students, but also politicians and those in the “media” who support them and their petulant ways. They all need pacifiers and warm milk.
I think they all need to be snapped up and swallowed by giant chameleons.
Won’t that give the chameleons indigestion?
They have strong stomachs and undiscriminating taste in insects.
Even better than what I wrote.
When I was in grade school, if someone had needed something like a Care Bear to get them through the day; well, let’s just say that such a person would not have attracted a lot of friends.
oh man