Mr. Cat, You Have the Floor

When a cat has the floor, instead of giving stupid speeches proposing stupid public policies that’ll cost a lot and do harm to the country, the cat has a better idea–use it for sliding. Look at the fun they have with slippery floors.

Our lives might not be better if we did the same, but they’d surely be more fun.

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