Win a Classic Tank!

Soviet tank t-34-85 of the world war ii. Soviet medium tank t-34-85 of the  world war ii. biggest war campaign of 20th century | CanStock

G’day! Byron the Quokka here with big, big, mega-big news!

Now you can win a genuine Soviet tank from World War II, the famous T-35/85. Well-armored, fast, durable, its 85-mm gun packs a real wallop! The turret swings a full 360 degrees–so the next joker who tailgates you and honks his horn is gonna get a real big surprise.

“Gee, Byron, what do I have to do to win the tank?”

Shhh! Actually, we’re not supposed to have this tank. There’s a quokka named Fooch who collects classic tanks and hides ’em in the bushes. And he’s got a T-34 to spare–perfect for attracting more contestants.

Right–well, I admit we still need to come up with a new contest in the first place. If somebody’s gonna wind up proudly driving his T-34 around the block, he’ll have to win a contest first.

Let me take some time to think!

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If this picture was a little bigger, you could just make out one of Fooch’s tanks parked amid the bushes.

8 comments on “Win a Classic Tank!

  1. You are quite the innovator, Byron. How do you come up with these unique ideas of yours?

  2. Wow! What an honor that would be to join with you in a venture like this. We got this.

  3. Gee, I wish I could vie for this tank, but I’d have to rent at least four spaces in my parking garage for it (assuming there were four available), and I just can’t afford that. Maybe there could be a second prize of a model tank?

    1. We don’t have any bushes in my downtown neighborhood. And the curbside parking is metered. Can I still compete for the model?

    2. I suppose I could find one somewhere. But we also have to find another contest. I can’t see giving out a T-34 as a prize in a hymn contest.

      BTW, tanks are awfully got at commanding parking space.

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