Who would have ever guessed, back in 2019, that the very next, um, “president” would sever the Keystone Pipeline and annihilate our energy independence? It was just about the first thing SloJo did! But then we always knew Democrats hate American energy independence. They’d rather take hat in hand and go begging tyrants to sell us some oil.
While we’re all saving up to buy electric cars, we can cut to the chase by building our own backyard nuclear power plants. China had the right idea, during the Great Leap Forward–backyard steel production!
Now that we have a Democrat in the White House, we can do a lot of things Red China does!