How Many Times Did This Clinton Adviser Kill Himself?

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[Thanks to Susan for the nooze tip.]

An old joke goes, “How do you track down Bill Clinton? Follow the dead bodies!”

Well, chalk up another one. On May 7 a former Clinton financial adviser–with ties to super-pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, too–was found “hanging from a tree with a shotgun blast through his chest  and an extension cord around his neck” (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/06/update-investigation-reopened-mysterious-death-clinton-advisor-linked-jeffrey-epstein-coroner-refuses-release-details/). The information was obtained from the county sheriff’s office in Arkansas via a Freedom of Information Act request.

A coroner initially said the death was a suicide. Honk if you believe that. Like, did he hang himself first and then shoot, or did he shoot himself first… and so on.

Now we are told the investigation is still open, no comments will be made, please go away. “Nothing to see here, folks, move along, move along…” How many times have we heard that?

8 comments on “How Many Times Did This Clinton Adviser Kill Himself?

  1. Kind of reminds me of stories about someone that got on the wrong side of an organized crime syndicate and shot himself 7 times in a gun cleaning accident. 🙂

  2. There’s also the half-joking warning not to cross the Clintons or you’ll wind up committing suicide by shooting yourself in the back of the head twice.

    1. Right — and after you shoot yourself in the back of the head, you carry your body out to the park.

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