Kitchy-koo! Ready for the global schoolhouse?
Hey! Waddaya say to a single public education system for the whole world, under a single authority, dedicated to a “new humanism”? [Audience panics, rushes out to the sidewalk.]
Well, Pope Francis thinks it’s a jim-dandy idea, let’s do it!
Yessireebob! Like, a Common Core for the whole cotton-pickin’ world! Hmm… Who would they put in charge of it? Cannibals?
Someday all these utopian schemes, once they’ve piled up enough dead bodies and strung up enough barbed wire, are going to come crashing down and that, God be praised, will be the end of them.
He just never stops. Can’t they get rid of him? If they don’t, they will all be judged as nuts.
In my lifetime the only pope who didn’t die in office was Benedict. They had some ways of changing popes during the Renaissance, but those methods are frowned upon today.
Benedict’s leaving sure got my attention. My impression was that he was pressured out. Quite possibly a palace coup, of sorts.