Springtime will be here before you know it, and that means… baseball! Little League Baseball.
The Little League organization in Foop Township, New Jersey, has decided to go all out this year for “Diversity, Equity, Inclusion.” Especially inclusion!
This year, for the first time anywhere in civilized countries, adults will be allowed to play against children in the Foop Township Little League. Wait’ll those ten-year-olds get a taste of Fireball Ronnie Ryan’s 90-mile-an-hour fastball!
“This was bound to happen, once they started letting men play women’s sports,” said Foop Township Little League Commissioner Wu Kazoo. “It’s like the nuclear arms race. If a rival team signs up some 30-year-old who used to play Triple-A ball, the other teams have to do the same or else get left behind.”
How many children will be able to keep playing against grown men? Amber Pooh, director of the Women’s Sports Collective, says, “Who cares? The kiddies will sit on the bench and cheer.”
Isn’t she afraid of grown men taking over women’s sports?
“Never happen!” she snapped.
Is this a contest for stupidity, or what? It will be amazing to see how much further they plan to go for it.E T.
It’s a satire. Something this ridiculous couldn’t possibly happen. Right?
I wouldn’t bet on it not happening in the real world.
I now identify as a billionaire. I’ll be over to pick you up for lunch in my Rolls Royce. 🙂
Third colossal mansion on the right.
I’m having it encrusted with diamonds, early next week. 🙂