From October 24, 2015
Ha, ha, I snuck in hear again. That guy lee he just dont pay no atension.
Som of yiu ordrinary dumm peple out thear has been makin fun of my speling and my grammer even tho i am in collidge and yuo arenot so that makes me smartter than yuo rihgjt then and their.
My prefesser he sais my speling and grammer is jost fine. In fact, he sais its my MICRO CULTURE. Only us interllecturals kno what Micro Culture is but i wil tel you othrewize you wil nevver kno. Theys the Big Culture and then theys some Sub Cultures, lik Amerika is the Big Culture and Collidge is the Sub Culture (the smartest one!!), and then thear is the Micro Culture which is Just Me! I am my hole Micro Culture and my prefesser he sais anyboddy who say my speling and grammer are no good, he is a Hater and a Showvinist who dont lik otyher peple’s Micro Culture.
Meenwile i am still in that exspearmint for Reality Studies and stil livin in my prefessers tool shed. He sais the hoody hydes my donky-ears reel good, and we are stil wating to sea if thay can change my mail cromosoms to femail and then we wil alll win a Noble Prize.
PS, we stil workin on give you a free Collidge Degre if yiu don’t reed lee’s books. I wisht i culd git a freee degre, it takin jist forevver to get my degre in Gender Studies.
Your spelling is rubbish. The reason you will not give your name is because you do not know how to spell it.
Good point. He also needs to capitalize at the beginning of sentences.
neether of you is nothin but a Hater becose yuo dont respect my Micro Culture!
Indeed, we awl has are oh’n mike-row kulture, and their’s not-thing ewe can due abowt it! My mike-row kulture says I’m the Ritchiest man on earth, and to prove it, eye’m going to towne today and right a check for a gnu Roll Roice, and give frey rides to awl the oprah-est peeple eye fined. And they cann’t stop mee, and the bank had to cover that check, because eye “has” mai oh’n mike-row kulture. I self eye-dentify as a billionaire.
Well that makes about as much sense as what Joe would’ve said.
I am afraid that Joe has been an influence on you. Be careful.
Being careful is the stuff of h8ters! 🙂
Sadly, I’ve met some real life Joe Collidge types. Most of them end up with MBAs and have zero idea of how things work in the real world. I had a former coworker with a masters who, privately, admitted that he had nothing. He waved his masters degree around like it was a Divine writ of approval, but he had zero in the way of real world skills. One time, he had a significant task in his area of specialty and asked me to help, because he literally had no idea of how to do his job.
He kept that bluff up for decades, eventually losing his position. He was, BTW, the highest paid employee at that workplace, with a salary exceeding even those to whom he reported.
Some people get promoted way beyond their capabilities.
Sadly, these days, many companies hire only upon the basis of an advanced degree. In the case of this guy, I’m partially at fault for his promotion. I knew his predecessor, and former boss, and knew that guy was an absolute cipher. I suggested that this guy, second in command at that time, would be a better choice. Eventually they fired his predecessor and out him in the leading role, but nothing changed.
What eventually came to light was that his predecessor had been doing absolutely nothing, and the second in command had actually been running the department, blaming his own failures on his boss. When the second in command became the boss, he had no one else to blame, except upper management. He milked that situation for a long time, but years after I had moved on, I heard that he got called on the carpet, responded arrogantly and was subsequently fired. Add zero to zero, and the sum is always zero.