This just in…

I had to run to the convenience store downtown a little while ago.

This is the only time I get to hear news on the radio.

In five minutes I heard the following:

Some ying-yang was talking about how there are no differences between men and women in sports performance.  What planet is he from?   I am 4′ ll” and weigh 113 pounds.  So I guess I should work out by playing a little one-on-0ne with Shaquille O’Neal?

Then I heard that two municipal water systems in New Jersey were cyberattacked.  Supposedly, all is OK, but they did not identify the two municipalities.  I am very glad that I use bottled water.

Then I turned the radio off.

One comment on “This just in…”

  1. It reminds me of 2 Thess, the 2nd chapter. It culminates at verse 11: “ Therefore God sends them a strong delusion, so that they may believe what is false”.

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