My Most Mortifying Moment

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Every eye in the house!

My wife has reminded me of an experience I would rather not repeat.

Our Dutch Reformed Church was inclined to be cool and strait-laced; so it was a little surprising, an announcement that this week’s Sunday service would be “an old-fashioned camp meeting”… like you see in movies. In suburban New Jersey, not so much.

It sounded like fun to me; so once the choir was in place, and the minister went to the pulpit to begin the lesson, I dove head-first into the spirit of the thing by shouting “Hallelujah!”

Every eye in the building swiveled onto me. I need hardly point out that no one else, not a soul, even whispered “Hallelujah.”

(Quick! How can I bury myself under the floor?)

That was our old-fashioned camp meeting.

MEANWHILE, THE NEWS…

It’s been a rough week and I’m going to try to get through the day without getting involved in the nooze. Wish me luck.