Psst! Hey, Joe! I’ve thought up some new ways to **** up America! [whispers]
Fantastic, John! I like it, I like it!
Today is the 47th anniversary of our first date, Patty and me. No evil little gremlins from Washington admitted. I’ll hire a bouncer if I have to. Meanwhile, I’d like to celebrate by going easy on the nooze and maybe catching the odd hour or two of rest. Might make a nice change. I hope it doesn’t drive away more readers.