Total doom!
(Heard offstage: “If this don’t bring ’em on board for Climate Change, nothin’ will!”)
“Experts” consulted by our free and independent nooze media–in this case, ABC–CNN was busy with impeachment–predict that in another ten years or so, Climate Change will make it impossible to hold the Stupor Bowl in Miami anymore (https://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory/climate-change-poses-threat-future-super-bowls-miami-68673480).
Oh, no! Quick–where do we go to sign away our liberties? They were right! We shoulda paid more taxes, shoulda had a bigger government–but oh, no, no! Not our Super Bowl! Is it really too late for us to hand ourselves over into serfdom?
Sorry, folks. The experts say it’s, like, total doom.
Maybe–just a little bitty maybe!–absolute slavery to a global government, and Science, can save us. Worth a try, right?
Give serfdom a chance! It’s the Super Bowl at stake.