‘Keep Your Loved Ones Sort of Alive Forever’ (2015)

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They’ve had nine years to work on this. I wonder if they’re actually doing it by now.

Keep Your Loved Ones Sort of Alive Forever

God promises us eternal life by Jesus Christ. Science promises an inanimate simulation of “life.” Not real–just looks real! But who can tell the difference?

I expect some of my books will be read, somewhere, by someone, after I’m gone. That does not mean that I’m still here. And besides, what if you have no tweets, no comments on the Internet, no computer involvement, etc.? Does that mean you never existed?

It used to be they promised you a seance–that’d bring your loved ones back. Now it’s a lifetime’s worth of collected tweets and e-mails.

It’s so much more Scientific than a seance!