‘The Hit Man’s Restaurant’ (2014)

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So much nicer than a prison sentence!

So you commit four murders–that’s right: four murders–you confess to them, you took four lives… and what does the government do?

Oh, well, it’s obvious! They set you up in a nice little business at the public’s expense!

The Hit Man’s Restaurant

They don’t expect you to spoil everything by pistol-whipping your customers; but old habit die hard, don’t they?

I dunno, I’m not an expert. It just seems unjust, somehow, to make the taxpayers pay to have a multiple murderer set up in his own nice restaurant. If he’d killed more people, would the feds have bought him an apartment building?