Category: civics

More Democracy! REPRINT

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All Star Game Ballots

From September 1, 2021

 

The Blue State Fund for Unity has announced a new plan to make America’s national elections more Democratic… er, I mean “democratic.”

“We got the idea from the way they used to vote for the baseball All-Star game years ago, before computers,” said BSFU Commissar Royce Squeegee: “Grab as many ballots as you can and stay up all night filling ’em out–a great way to get your favorite players onto the team! Even better than the way they voted this year, on line.”

So what is the new idea?

“Phone-in voting!” burbled Squeegee. “Even better than mail-in voting, because we won’t need drop boxes. Anybody with a cell phone can call in as many votes as he wants! What could be more democracy than that?”

California is in line, he said, to be the first state to demonstrate the ineffable desirability of phone-in voting. “Once we overwhelmingly vote Gavin Newsom back into the governor’s mansion, the whole country will follow. I tell ya, blue state governors are already licking their chops over this!

“And if you don’t have a cell phone,” he added, “the Democratic Party will give you one–free! Along with another COVID vaccination, just to sweeten the pot.”

Squeegee rejected the argument that this will lead to bogus elections with millions of more votes than voters. “There’s no such thing as too much voting!” he howled. “We ran a computer simulation that showed 700 million votes for President Biden.

“This is a fundamental transformation to top ’em all!”

The Pseudo-Religion Comes into Its Own REPRINT

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Opinion: Satanic Display Shows Power Of The Bible | WVPE

From November 26, 2020

COVID-19 is very far from being the deadliest disease the world has ever known, but that hasn’t stopped our exalted leaders from behaving like it’s the Black Death and the Spanish Flu rolled into one. And so we have these bizarre, draconian restrictions wrapped around people’s necks, world-wide; and every time we get close to what we’ve been told will be the end of it, they move the goalposts farther away.

Need we mention that nobody tells us anymore what the end will be?

And what happens from now on whenever a nasty disease comes along? Are we gonna play shutdown/lockdown every time?

Why do our exalted leaders do this to us?

Because it’s their weird substitute religion. And what religion is that? The Humanist Manifesto 2 will sum it up neatly for you (https://americanhumanist.org/what-is-humanism/manifesto2/): There is no God, but no problem, using our infallible Science wisely, we, the world’s smartest people, can and will do everything God shoulda done!

So they want God’s job, they want to sit on His throne: and then they realize, “Schiff, now we gotta do all those things we disbelieved in God for not doing!” You will find those things listed in the Humanist Manifesto. Question: Why does every moth-eaten bunch of commie wackos have a “manifesto”?

Now that government is God, and they’re the government, they have to do a better job than God ever did and prevent all Bad Things from happening! And if any of them do happen anyway, it’s Donald Trump’s fault. In the case under discussion here, the self-anointed gods now have to demonstrate that they can wipe out diseases. Once they’ve got it all under control, no one will ever get sick anymore! (Unless White Supremacists find some way to make them sick.)

Whatever the problem, it can always be traced to a core or cadre of Christian conservative spoil-sports who refuse to get behind the program. They’re the ones holding back the Government from creating Utopia! Off to the gulag with ’em! You’ve gotta break eggs to make an omelet.

It’s not just disease. The new gods, self-anointed, also propose to eliminate war, poverty, inequality, and unhappiness. “That’s a better deal than God ever gave you!” And who needs forgiveness of sins, when there must be some Scientific method to make it impossible for you to sin in word, act, or thought? Some little chip implanted in your brain: it’ll fry you if you think a Bad Thought.

Because the humanists aspire to be gods–just as the Serpent promised, back in the Garden of Eden–they must aim for and exercise total control over every aspect of human life. Wow! Good thing they’ll only do that for our own good!

The fool says in his heart that there is no god; and then he goes out and makes one out of cardboard.

A Truly Bizarre Nooze Story REPRINT

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From April 20, 2022

This is one of the weirdest damned nooze stories I ever heard, and that’s why I’m giving Tucker Carlson 13 minutes to explain it to you.

Hey! What would parents think if they could actually see and hear some of the nutballs who are “teaching” their children in the public schools? Well, some unidentified woman collected video that the teachers themselves posted publicly on TikTok and elsewhere: she then posted the collection, dubbed “Libs of TikTok”–and the Far Left Crazy went ballistic.

This is “a campaign to intimidate” wacko leftid teachers–how dare she? Never mind that this was material that the “teachers” themselves posted (it comes across as bragging–“Look what we can get away with!”) because they wanted their friends and cohorts to see it.

There ensued a witch hunt for the creator of “Libs of TikTok.” (Have we mentioned that TikTok is an agency of the Chinese Communist Party?) The Washington Post, which was once, long ago, a newspaper, led the hunt. Finally some “hate speech tracker” discovered the woman’s identity so they could loose the dogs on her and her family.

Finding her was a major operation, funded by the “Prototype Fund.” Gee, who are they? Well, it’s an agency set up by… you won’t believe it… German intelligence! They funded an organized campaign to crush an American citizen in America. Were they supposed to be our allies or something?

The Washington Post then had some gonk named Taylor Lorenz mobilize leftids against the now-identified woman; but this produced an unexpected backlash against poor l’il Taylor. See her break down into tears over people doing to her exactly what she first did to others! You just gotta love it.

So it’s not bad enough we have the toweringly corrupt Biden administration trying to make our minds right. Now we’ve got foreign intelligence agencies joining in.

Well, it’s too bad! The cat’s out of the bag, the horse is stolen from the barn–millions of Americans now know, based on what you yourselves have said, where a lot of you “teachers” are coming from and where you want to take our children. You groomers can run, but now you can’t hide.

The woman who unmasked them deserves a medal and a statue.

REPRINT My Newswithviews Column, Feb. 23 (‘Non-Presidents’ Day’)

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Could Democrats really destroy Mount Rushmore? - Quora

Mount Blushmore, for Democrat non-presidents

It occurs to me now that we could actually create a monument to these three villains who never got to be president. We could call it Mount Blushmore. They could add Pocahontas Warren to make a fourth.

Non-Presidents’ Day

Gore, Kerry, and Hillary Clinton–how lucky can you get, to have had none of those in office? We staggered through eight years of Obama. Now all we have to do is somehow survive Biden.

A revival has started. God is giving us a chance for national repentance and reform. Let’s not waste it.

REPRINT My Newswithviews Column, May 6 (‘Public Education As A Car: A Parable’)

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From May 6, 2021

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If public education were a car, would you buy it?

But that’s a silly question, because they force you to buy it whether you want it or not, whether you use it or not.

‘Public Education’ as a Car: A Parable  

We are getting a raw deal. Our country is “educating” itself to death. I don’t mean that as a figure of speech.

Look at our government. We Americans must be the biggest suckers ever to walk the earth.

 

Some Badly-Needed Reforms REPRINT

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Congress Votes to Kill Anti-Corruption Safeguard | The FACT Coalition

From June 17, 2020

It’s long past time our country adopted certain badly-needed reforms. The beauty of it is now we know how easy it will be to do it. Constitutional amendment? Ha, ha. Actual legislation, with debate, and voting? Nope, we don’t need it.

As George Steppanoplace once said, “Stroke of the pen, law of the land. Cool!”

So, yeah, no more of that creaky old procedural stuff. We’ve got MANDATES! And here are some we really need.

*Raise the voting age to 50.

*Term limits for Congress! House: 24 hours. Senate: 36 hours. Cut it down farther if need be. See how much of our money they can waste if they’re not allowed to perch up on Capitol Hill for years and years.

*Student loan forgiveness–paid for by the colleges and universities who hand out degrees in Tripe Studies and the like. The problem with this was always that it was the defenseless taxpayers who wound up holding the bag, which was flagrantly unjust. But to make the colleges eat the cost of what they’ve done–well, fair is fair.

*Auction off all United Nations facilities on U.S. soil.

*Award a Presidential Medal of Freedom to anyone who refuses to bow down to the Marxist gang, “Black Lives Matter.”

*Still under consideration: arrange for the other 49 states to secede from California.

How Is This Crazy S*** Supposed to Work? REPRINT

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National lockdown to fight coronavirus: What it means - India News

From May 25, 2020

By now, I hope, most people have noticed that the states with the most onerous restrictions imposed on their people are all Democrat states, with Democrat governors making like Mussolini. And surely you’ve noticed that whenever a state draws near the date set by the governor for the end of the lockdown, they move it back another several weeks.

You can walk on wet sand, but not on dry sand. Don’t step outside without a mask on. Don’t even think about buying seeds for your garden. And so on. One “mandate” after another. We used to have laws. Now we have mandates.

Democrats are enjoying this like it was a beer party in heaven. Somehow burdening the American people with innumerable restrictions, some of which don’t make any kind of sense at all, is supposed to endear them to the voters, turn them against President Trump, and sweep their warmed-over socialist rag-pile party back into power in November. Like, all this stuff that Democrats are doing to us–that’s all Trump’s fault.

What? How?

Shut up, they explained.

The Democrats abuse us and reckon we’ll blame it all on Trump. I don’t understand that thinking. It only works if our Free & Independent Nooze media go whole-hog Democrat and the people–maybe God has driven them mad–believe them. The party and the noozies have to work closely together on this… as they’ve been doing all along.

Is America truly stupid enough to fall for this?

God forbid.

REPRINT ‘The Least Surprising Poll Results in Human History’ (?)

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From November 7, 2022

 

Are these “the least surprising poll results in human history”? Could be!

According to an American Family Survey, unmarried liberal women have “the lowest levels of satisfaction with their lives and mental health” of any demographic studied (https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/benbartee/2022/11/05/poll-liberal-women-experience-worst-mental-health-of-all-demographics-n1643015).

Regular people, say the pollsters, are reinforced in their mental health by religion, marriage, and family; while liberals, especially liberal women, tend to come up short in those areas.

Also, unmarried liberal women tend to take Pandemic fear-mongering much more seriously than everybody else does. Well, that’s who’s still wearing the masks, isn’t it? We can see that for ourselves.

How do liberal men score for mental health? Fap! The article didn’t say. The few liberal men I know are as wacky as the women.

If Democrats lose big tomorrow in Election Day, we’re going to see intense liberal lunacy on display all over this land.

Question! Does liberalism make you crazy, or does being crazy make you a liberal?

No More Constitution! REPRINT

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Collidge Big Shots Shred Constitution (Literally) – Lee Duigon

 

From August 23, 2022

Wait a minute! We’ve got two law professors and The New York Times saying we’ve got to get rid of the U.S. Constitution–but they never tell us how. All they offer is a scheme to pack the country with a lot of new states so they can abolish the Electoral College–which is something they’ve always wanted to do anyway: let New York and California dictate to the rest of the country.

So how do you get rid of the Constitution? Here are some of the proposals currently floating around in the ether.

*Pretend it’s lost. Shoot, where did it go? Oh, well–we’ll just have to draw up something else. Hillary Clinton can be in charge of it.

*Claim that the Constitution that we have is not the real one, it’s just the world’s longest-running hoax–and then produce a “real Constitution” that’s totally different from the original. Get the teachers’ unions on board for this! Give ’em more money and less work, and they’ll eat out of your hand.

*Discover that our War for Independence was an unlawful act and put America back under the British Parliament. All actions taken by an illegally independent USA would now be null and void.

*Add another half-dozen liberal justices to the Supreme Court and get them to rule that the Constitution is unconstitutional and we’ll just have to get by on executive orders and mandates until further notice.

*Announce the discovery of another serious disease requiring immediate and perpetual suspension of all liberty until such time as there are no more germs.

See? There’s all sorts of things that they can do! We shouldn’t have needed a couple of law professors to tell us this.

[I shouldn’t have to say so… but this is a satire.]

 

MORE ON DECATUR

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This is going on as we speak, they have been doing it since Lee wrote the first article. A lot of people are having second thoughts, but there’s a lot of gas buried under lake Decatur already.

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