By this time tomorrow I’ll know how badly on the spot I am, vis-a-vis The Two Things growing in my bowels.
It reminds me of a joke I heard many years ago.
Doctor to Patient: I have to advise you that the slightest shock could kill you–[Klunk! Patient keels over]–oops.
Ah,well, Let’s see if I can come up with an Oy, Rodney. Write while I can still write. It would grieve me if I couldn’t.