Forbidden! Taboo! Quick, an ACLU lawsuit!
I happened upon this one last night, as I was wandering among the archives.
Liberals just hate to see people enjoying themselves, and always do whatever they can to rain on your parade.
They’ve done a number on my town. First they got our hundred-year-old annual Christmas parade abolished. Then they got our Miss Merry Christmas contest abolished, on the grounds that contests aren’t inclusive, it’s mean to have a contest in which everybody doesn’t win.
What I don’t understand is why anybody ever listens to them!