‘When Disney Was Disney (Movie Review)’ (2016)

The Great Locomotive Chase (1956) - IMDb

The abominable dreck that comes oozing out of Disney Studios today bears no resemblance to the great family entertainment they used to provide when Walt Disney himself was still alive and running the store.

Like, for instance, this:

When Disney Was Disney (Movie Review)

The Great Locomotive Chase was a thrill a minute, but it was far from simple-minded. Nowadays it’s become fashionable and all PC to view the Civil War in terms of black and white instead of blue and grey. If they were making it today (God forbid), it’d be nothing but shrill screed about evil white people.

Maybe someday we’ll make movies like this again. For now, let’s just hope they don’t g et purged from YouTube in a frenzy of self-righteous bullschiff.

When Disney Was Disney (Movie Review)

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When Walt Disney himself was still running the show, Disney Productions made a lot of really cool movies instead of proselytizing for sodomy. We watched one of them yesterday.

The Great Locomotive Chase, starring Fess Parker (aka Davy Crockett, Daniel Boone) and Jeffrey Hunter, came out in 1956. I saw previews for it then: didn’t get a chance to see it, but always remembered those previews and always wanted to see it.

This is an exciting, suspenseful Civil War drama that also sheds some light on how very difficult and tricky it must be to run a railroad. Parker is a Union spy, who, with the aid of a few soldiers out of uniform, steals a train and tries to cut one of the Confederacy’s vital rail links, in hopes of shortening the war. He might have succeeded, but for a Confederate conductor (Hunter) who chases the stolen train–on foot, at first!–and overcomes every obstacle the resourceful Yankees throw at him. Time and again, we think they’ve stopped him, but time and again he comes up with some way to continue the chase.

It can hardly be a spoiler to say that, in the end, the conductor catches the stolen train and prolongs the war. Those Yankees who survive, and finally escape, win the first-ever Congressional Medal of Honor. But not all of them. Not all.

The movie industry constantly bellyaches, these days, about an under-performing box office. Well, maybe if they stopped producing a lot of piffle and went back to making movies like this, their ticket sales would vastly improve.

The Great Locomotive Chase is a movie that the whole family can enjoy, and you can rent it from youtube. Don’t miss it.