Just In: They’ve Shot Trump

This is how they “Save Our Democracy”

I was just closing up the laptop when my sister called with news: President Donald Trump has been shot.

The pictures suggest his ear was grazed and that he’ll be all right after he receives first aid and recovers from the shock. But make no mistake about it: someone has attempted to kill our president. B.S. lawsuits, sham indictments, and fake nooze couldn’t do the job… so they decided to kill him.

That’s how the Democrat Party “saves Our Democracy.” The fact that “democracy” is nowhere mentioned in any of our founding documents continues to elude them.

Whose idea was this? Some of those shadowy, nameless characters who prop up Biden and pull his strings for him? Your friendly Chinese special ops? Well, we don’t know. Not yet. See what tomorrow brings.

In the meantime, pray for our president.

It’s us they’re after. He’s just in their way.