That’s me, burning up the NBA!
You wanna talk hate? You wanna talk prejudice?
In spite of my insistence on the fact that I really am Wilt Chamberlain, greatest basketball player ever, people just don’t seem to get it. There must be something very wrong with them!
Quite simply, I am Wilt Chamberlain because I say I’m Wilt Chamberlain–and I am entitled to be believed and applauded and–
Waddaya mean, I was Joe DiMaggio last week, and therefor I am not Wilt Chamberlain? I am what I say I am, and you had all better believe it–or else!
We all get our own facts from now on.