Everybody has to go to college, and college ain’t cheap. We hear of one young lady who goes to Duke University for $60,000 a year… and pays for it by being an internet porn star ( http://www.americanbazaaronline.com/2014/03/13/porn-star-belle-knox-aka-miriam-weeks-mother-half-desi-mother-indian-american/ ).
Wow, that’s a lot of money. I wonder what her major is?
OK, I guessed it in one. Can you? Go ahead, try. Cover the next line with a piece of paper and see if you can guess her major. (Suitable interval elapses) Ready? Ms. Porn Star’s major is….
Women’s studies! What else?
Those who are worried about Christians “imposing a theocracy” on America… Are you out of your cotton-pickin’ minds? I mean, take a good, long look around you. A pornocracy, maybe. We have a shot at that. Unless, of course, we can manage something even more degrading.