Most of us will never get the chance to utter truly famous last words, on a par with “God Himself couldn’t sink this ship” (the Titanic) or “We’ve got ’em now, boys” (Custer to his troops at the Little Bighorn). For this we may give thanks.
Nevertheless, we’ve all said things that rank as not-so-famous last words. Here are a few I wish I’d never said.
*”Ah, c’mon–nobody could really be that stupid.” What a world of hurt this saying often introduces!
*”How bad can it be?” Have you ever said this about a movie, or a restaurant, and then found out, to your sorrow, just how bad it was capable of being?
*”What can it hurt?” Really, saying that is just asking for it.
*”Don’t bother to call the repairman, I’m sure I can fix it.”
*”They always set the freshness date several days ahead of when it actually goes bad.” Please don’t say that. Don’t even think it.
*”Look, it’s okay–the guy said we can show up whenever we want.”
*”I’ll show off how smart I am by voting for the third-party candidate.” I last said that in 1992. I promise never, ever to say it again.
Do you have any sayings you’d like to take back? Feel free to share!
PS: My wife would like to add this one, “You can’t miss it.”