If you’ve had occasion lately to visit townhall.com or National Review Online, you may have noticed supposedly conservative columnists, when they aren’t actually curled up in a posture of total and abject submission, frantically trotting out an army of unnamed “gay friends.” What does that mean? Let me translate:
“I have lots and lots of gay friends! That means it’s okay for me to advocate for just a reasonable little bitty amount of religious freedom without being publicly roasted as a Hater and stripped of my livelihood.” As long as you have gay friends, I guess it means you’re allowed to take very cautiously conservative stands on social issues.
Only trouble is, gays being such a micro-minority, there just ain’t enough of ’em to go around! Apparently everybody needs at least one gay friend these days, to show the world his heart’s in the right place and to avoid being dragged before one of those “human rights” agencies and stomped on.
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