Censor Everybody! Censor Everything!

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See what happens when you watch “Great British Railway Journeys”?

When they’re not busy having people arrested for silent prayer, or jailed for “misgendering,” today’s British government pursues national extinction by censoring and forbidding the most surprising things (https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/can-you-really-be-radicalised-by-great-british-railway-journeys/).

They’ve got this “Prevent programme”–as in preventing people from going round the bend to the right–which employs an agency called the “Research Information and Communications Unit” (RICU), whose job is to “study social media content” and sniff out any “right-wing extremism.”

Seek and ye shall find! Turns out that practically everything in print and on the screen can turn folks into goose-stepping Nazis. Here are a few of the things RICU thinks you ought not to be viewing.

*Novels by J.R.R. Tolkien (The Hobbit) and C.S. Lewis (Chronicles of Narnia). Unsafe! Taboo! It is rumored that these men were Christians! And we can’t have that in Britain, can we?

*Sir Kenneth Clark’s Civilization series. Racist! Hater! Biggit! This bloomin’ Nazi! He covers no-good racist stinkin’ Western civilization–which isn’t real civilization at all, when you come to think of it.

*BTW, everyone who voted for Brexit–that is, the clear majority of the country–is a right-wing extremist.

*Wherever you spot “patriotism,” keep your eyes peeled for right-wing extremists. Everyone knows you’re supposed to detest your country!

*Great British Railway Journeys–nope, sorry, you shouldn’t be allowed to see this. Really! “We’re stopping at a nice place along the Mushdown Line–” “Stop, you Racist! There are no nice places in Britain, the whole place is just plain horrible!” Can’t have people thinking there’s anything nice about their country.

If Britain is still here by the end of this century, it won’t be any thanks to British governments.

 

Awl Secks Is Rihght Secks!!!

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[If you’re playing “Twisted Titles,” you can change Joe Collidge to Joe Coolidge and maybe come up with a future president.]

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Enough, Already! (Nooze Is Driving Me Crazy)

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Nothing left of this but ruins!

Once upon a time, millions of people lived in a multitude of cities in the Indus River Valley. We do not know the name of a single one of them. By 1300 B.C., the whole civilization there went belly-up after a highly successful run of some 2,000 years. Nothing left but very impressive, nameless ruins.

I can’t read or write up any more nooze today! I’ve had it. Got to rest!

Savants like to say the Indus Valley Civilization went bye-bye because of Climbit Change. But that can’t be right, because we have no evidence that these people had SUVs or air conditioning. We do not know what happened to it.

Is our civilization going to wind up like this? Our leaders seem to be doing everything in their power to make it so. Hey, let’s wipe out our nation’s borders! Let’s indoctrinate our children into “transgender”! And let criminals loose without bail! And teach them that there is no God but that’s okay because there’s always government!

O Lord our God! We need a course correction! Bring us to our senses, Lord–in Jesus’ name, amen.

Oh, Boy! ‘Non-Binary Screening’!

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Never mind the bombs! Have we got the gender right?

(Thanks to Susan for the nooze tip)

The Transgender Security Administration–oops! Make that Transportation Security Admin–is getting set to roll out its new “non-binary screening systems” (https://www.foxnews.com/media/tsa-spends-18-6-million-non-binary-screening-systems-roll-out-january). This is supposed to happen January 1, at a cost of $18.6 million of the public’s money.

[Y’know, I could be sitting outside, smoking a cigar and thinking up plot twists for my book, instead of doing this. But we need to know what we’re up against, and it’s my job to sound the trumpet.]

The money will be included in the Fiscal Year 22 Omnibus Appropriations package, Congress’ annual spending orgy.

See, we gotta have this hardware and software because sometimes “:gender [is] incorrectly assumed” by TSA employees looking for bombs and such… when they should be working on “transgender inclusion”! Who cares if the plane gets blown up, as long as the trannies and the “gays” are pacified?

What’s with this Biden administration, that they just can’t seem to do enough for “transgender”? It makes me very, very nervous that our federal government has this as such a high priority. What do they get out of it?

(They get the extinction of the human species, stupid! Re-read The Screwtape Letters. If we do everything that Democrats say we ought to do, we’re history.)

A world-wide satanic delusion… right before our eyes.

 

 

Disney Satan ‘Joke’ Falls Flat

Disney Corp is saying it was just a joke… but the public isn’t laughing.

In an alleged “Christmas special”–somebody really ought to be struck by lightning–called “The Santa Clauses,” children hold up letters that spell out “We love you, Satan” (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/11/new-disney-christmas-series-shows-children-holding-signs-love-satan-video/).

They say it was their little joke, kids were supposed to say “Santa” but they got it wrong, tee-hee.

Hey, groomers–coming from you, it isn’t funny. Coming from you, we have a hard time believing it’s a joke.

No, these people aren’t funny.

Ten Months In Prison for… ‘Transphobia’?

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Said the wrong thing, did we?

Watch out, everybody, this is coming our way.

A Greek soccer star has been sentenced to ten months in prison for expressing an opinion unfavorable to the Great Baal, Transgender (https://greekreporter.com/2022/11/05/greek-football-legend-tsiartas-sentenced-transphobic-comments/).

What did he do? Well, he didn’t do anything! He made a comment on the social media. Called “transgender” an abomination (which it is), alluded to Adam and Eve, and expressed a wish that the offspring of the Far Left loons who are pushing this wind up first in line for “gender reassignment.”

How cool is this? You can blaspheme to your heart’s content, and no one will dare lay a glove on you. But say a discouraging word about Transgender, and it’s off to the Big House.

Incidentally… If everybody were to get their “gender” reassigned, via drugs and surgical mutilation, everyone would then be sterile and the human race would go extinct. I think that’s what “All they that hate me love death” means (Proverbs 8: 36).

Here in America, Far Left D.A.s are letting violent felons prowl the streets–no bail, no jail, no hassle. Go ahead, stab somebody.

But oh! would they like being able to jail you for any opinion contrary to their own! They’d think they’d died and gone to Heaven.

But that’s not where they’ll be going, is it?

Greece, “birthplace of democracy”–hot dog!

Our Medical Establishment Dives Off the Cliff

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[Thanks to “Ohio Chess Fan” for the nooze tip]

I have found it hard to bring myself to write about this; it’s very distressing news. But we have to know what we’re up against.

The American Medical Assn., the American Academy of Pediatrics, and the Children’s Hospital Foundation have asked the, ahem, “Justice” Dept. to prosecute critics who question radical gender (oh God) “medicine,” etc. (https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/3-major-american-medical-associations-want-doj-prosecute-critics-question-radical-gender-medicine). Right up the Biden DOJ’s street, that is. They have called for “swift action” to be taken.

It’s gotten so that whoever owns the keys to the jailhouse also owns the, uh, “science.”

This is just horrendous. Our medical establishment has turned into a horde of lemmings stampeding off a cliff to drown in the ocean. Or some raving lunatic driving his electric car off the cliff.

Is it really necessary to assert that this “medicine,” this gender voodoo, if practiced assiduously, would result in human extinction? Gender “medicine” makes you sterile! And that’s just the least of your worries, bunky.

Is this whole “gender” madness God’s judgment against wicked fools who have made war on His creation?

Please, Lord, remember! These things are done without our consent, against our will, and over our objections.

 

‘Another Wacko Court, Another Wacko Ruling’ (2014)

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There’s no fool like a ninny with a gavel

I have never in my life seen anything rolled out so fast, so maniacally, as the transgender juggernaut. Here it is being exalted by the high court of Maine, just eight years ago.

Another Wacko Court, Another Wacko Ruling

Great Caesar’s ghost! What is this judge talking about? How did he ever come up with such a mindless babble as “legitimate gender identity issues”? Presto! Abracadabra! Just like that, fantastic delusions become “legitimate”!

And we’re all supposed to bow down to it.

No, no, no, no! This emperor is stark naked, and we must not praise his wardrobe.

‘Welcome to Caitlin Middle School’ (2015)

I wrote this as an over-the-top satire seven years ago, and now it’s for all practical purposes literally true. I hate it when that happens.

Welcome to Caitlin Middle School

I didn’t understand this then and I sure as hell don’t understand it now. Why do people whom you’d swear were sane suddenly start babbling about pronouns and insist that boys are girls and girls are boys. I am very sure there’s an evil purpose behind it.

*Sigh* This is not as funny as it used to be.

You STILL Support Public Education?

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Yowsah, yowsah! Make sure your child’s “teacher” wears an “Affirming Educator” Badge… which “sends the message to your [the teacher’s] school community that you are a total moral imbecile–oops: that should read ‘trusted educator and ally’.” And hey! Isn’t that the Gay Pride/Trans Pride flag?

They’re not mandatory yet (!), so teachers have to buy ’em, at $5.40 to $9.00 each. Affirm every sexual aberration you can think of! And probably some you haven’t thought of yet.

Aw, hell, they don’t really have to be mandatory, do they? The teachers who wear ’em will make life intolerable for those who don’t. Remember! It isn’t bullying or harrassment when Social Justice warriors do it!

So… do you jump into this tar pit with the teachers’ unions? Or just toss your children to them? Any which way you choose, you’re still paying for these schools–teacher pensions and all.

Has our whole civilization gone positively senile? Is there any hope for us to snap out of this insanity?

Pray hard. Then pray harder.