Scientists Name New Fish After Obama

Would you vote for this fish?

Wowee! A newly-discovered fish species has been named after the worst president in U.S. history so far. (http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/02/politics/fish-named-after-obama/?iid=ob_homepage_deskrecommended_pool) *sigh* It can always get even worse than this, although such a thing is difficult to imagine.

Here I will exercise restraint and not resort to any of the wisecracks that have doubtless already occurred to the reader. There are an almost infinite number of them that can be employed.

I suppose they named a fish after him because they ran out of diseases.

2 comments on “Scientists Name New Fish After Obama

  1. Please, Lee Duigan, my sanity relies on your “wisecracks.” Nevertheless, your last line is good medicine – lol. PS: I suspect the obama fish is just as toxic as its namesake. But I still dream of reeling it in…

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