See? See? Toldja, toldja! Centaurs are real! Look at this picture–centaurs can even get married, just like human beans! They can even have trendy beach weddings.
Joe Collidge assures us that this picture was not photo-shopped, but was, in fact, taken by “a reel Interllectural.” That means it’s true.
(As you can see, I’m shunning the news as a way of observing the Sabbath.)
Aww, ain’t that sweet?
Do you suppose a mermaid was the maid of honor?
Forget the maid of honor–who performed the service?