Hi! Mr. Nature isn’t here today, so it is I, Dr. Credulous, presenting overwhelming and undeniable proof that centaurs are really real!
Video doesn’t lie!
All right, I admit one of these five centaurs does look a little hinky, there just might be something about it that’s not 100% kosher. But the other four!
It is believed that Climate Change and Income Inequality have contributed to the increase in centaur sightings. And that makes perfect sense to me–because… I’m Dr. Credulous!
See? See? Toldja, toldja! Centaurs are real! Look at this picture–centaurs can even get married, just like human beans! They can even have trendy beach weddings.
Joe Collidge assures us that this picture was not photo-shopped, but was, in fact, taken by “a reel Interllectural.” That means it’s true.
(As you can see, I’m shunning the news as a way of observing the Sabbath.)
Well fry my hide! Not only are centaurs real, but they even got one to do an Old Spice commercial! And somehow this eluded the attention of serious philosophers all over the world–hah!
Maybe there are commercials that reveal other hidden truths that They don’t want you to know about. Like maybe there really was, at least at one time, a little tiny guy who sailed his little tiny boat inside a toilet bowl. Or, for that matter, a jolly green giant taller than an office building! Maybe!