So This Drunk Walks into MacDonald’s…

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Actually, it’s not a joke, but a news story. A man named Joseph Allen, who appeared to be three sheets to the wind at the time, walked into a MacDonald’s somewhere in Florida and threatened the employees–threatened them with what, the story does not say: an ACLU lawsuit, maybe?–demanding that they stop playing “Christian music” and replace it with “Muslim and Hindu music” ( http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/christmas/mcdonalds-music-arrest-284931 ).

Mr. Allen has a rather long rap sheet, having been busted, in his time, for assault, robbery, grand theft, trespass, battery, drunk and disorderly, lewd and lascivious exhibitions (don’t ask), distributing stolen property, criminal mischief… Need I go on?

The question is–how did this guy ever not land a job in the Obama administration?

Democrats are wondering who their next presidential candidate ought to be.

Maybe they just found him.

About leeduigon

I have lived in Metuchen, NJ, all my life. I have been married to my wife Patricia since 1977. I am a former newspaper editor and reporter. I was also the owner-operator of my own small business for several years. I wrote various novels and short stories published during 1980s and 1990s. I am a long-time student of judo and Japanese swordsmanship (kenjutsu). I also play chess, basketball, and military and sports simulations. View all posts by leeduigon

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