What’s Your Preferred Gender Pronoun?

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Think about this, good and hard. What if World War II had to be fought today, instead of 80 years ago? Fought with troops who had to wear “gender identity buttons” and who collapsed into fetal position if someone “misgendered” them by failing to use the correct newfangled pronoun printed on the gender ID button. How long do you think we’d last?

Yup–reel smart peple at Collidge have invented a lot of brand-new pronouns to cover the proliferation of “genders” they’ve invented. New York City recognizes 31 genders. No wonder people need buttons.

So what’s your preferred pronoun for the day? Remember, if you’re “gender fluid”–that’s like lighter fluid, only it serves no useful purpose–you can be a different gender from day to day, or even minute to minute.

Here’s my gender pronoun. Listen carefully, because I’m only gonna say it once.

You can spend the rest of the morning trying to figure out how to spell it.

About leeduigon

I have lived in Metuchen, NJ, all my life. I have been married to my wife Patricia since 1977. I am a former newspaper editor and reporter. I was also the owner-operator of my own small business for several years. I wrote various novels and short stories published during 1980s and 1990s. I am a long-time student of judo and Japanese swordsmanship (kenjutsu). I also play chess, basketball, and military and sports simulations. View all posts by leeduigon

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