The Cardiff Giant’s Confession

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Hi, everybody–it’s me, the Cardiff Giant.

Y’know, they like to say I was one of the great hoaxes of the 19th century. I sort of resent that. I mean, who likes to be called a hoax?

I’m so tired of being called a hoax, I’ve decided it’s finally time to tell the truth!

Forget everything you ever heard about me. It’s all bunk.

The amazing truth is, the Russians dug me up and then secretly planted me in New York State for someone else to dig up and say I was a petrified human being from way back before the Flood. You want to know where the Russians dug me up? Well, they never told me. You’d have to ask some guy named Putin.

Why did they plant me in New York State, on somebody’s farm? I’ll tell you: for no other reason than to–oh, doggone it! Would you believe it? I forgot! That’s what happens when you just lie around doing nothing for years and years at a stretch: your brain goes kind of funny.

All right, I’ll be back when I remember what it is that I was going to tell you. And don’t forget to drop in and say hello whenever you pass through wherever I’m on display, these days. I’ve quite lost track of my location…

About leeduigon

I have lived in Metuchen, NJ, all my life. I have been married to my wife Patricia since 1977. I am a former newspaper editor and reporter. I was also the owner-operator of my own small business for several years. I wrote various novels and short stories published during 1980s and 1990s. I am a long-time student of judo and Japanese swordsmanship (kenjutsu). I also play chess, basketball, and military and sports simulations. View all posts by leeduigon

3 responses to “The Cardiff Giant’s Confession

  • UnKnowable

    That Putin is so sneaky. He’s so sneaky that he was messing with the U.S. 83 years before he was born. 🙂

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    • leeduigon

      Y’know, this whole Democrat ploy is mind-bloggling in its hypocrisy. Someone–the Russians are accused of it–is blamed for revealing **true information** to the American people, true information about the lying, cheating, and skullduggery practiced by the Democrats: rigging the primary against Bernie Sanders, colluding with so-called “journalists,” hiring thugs to disrupt rallies, and so on.

      They behave as if they had an absolute right to keep all of that a secret from us. They don’t even try to deny the misdeeds revealed by whoever hacked the DNC emails (Julian Assange, Wikileaks, says “a 14-year-old could’ve gotten past their security”)–they have successfully banished *that* issue to limbo.

      I could just scream.

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  • UnKnowable

    There is the strong delusion, from God, and acting upon those who refuse to obey him.

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