Cats & Ninnies, or, How to Burn Your House Down

Hey, boys ‘n’ girls! Wanna burn your house down? Why, it’s easy! Just let your cat play with a burning candle. All he’s gotta do is, like, knock it into the drapes and presto! You’re homeless.

Yes, it’s true that a few of the cats in this video are pretty good at putting out a candle without knocking it over. But the rest of ’em aren’t. So unless you really are a ninny–in which case this will do no good–I strongly recommend you not let your cats play with candles.

About leeduigon

I have lived in Metuchen, NJ, all my life. I have been married to my wife Patricia since 1977. I am a former newspaper editor and reporter. I was also the owner-operator of my own small business for several years. I wrote various novels and short stories published during 1980s and 1990s. I am a long-time student of judo and Japanese swordsmanship (kenjutsu). I also play chess, basketball, and military and sports simulations. View all posts by leeduigon

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