While the Muslim jihad crowd goes all around the world killing people, the left-wing jidrools at Ben & Jerry’s won’t let you have two scoops of the same flavored ice cream until Australia legalizes homosexual pseudomarriage ( https://townhall.com/columnists/michaelbrown/2017/05/25/ben-and-jerrys-proves-samesex-marriage-is-not-marriage-n2331661 ).
Oh, what sublime reasoning! See, if you’re not allowed to order two scoops of the same flavor on your ice cream cone, you will instantly understand and come round to believing in same-sex parodies of marriage. Say the libs at Ben & Jerry’s, “This doesn’t even begin to compare to how furious you’d be if you were told you were not allowed to marry the person you love.” Because–oh, what wisdom! oh, what insight!–“Love comes in all flavors!”
(“I’ll take some incest flavor, please…” “Oh, pedophilia for me!” All flavors.)
First liberals gave a bad name to liberalism. That’s why they now call themselves “progressives.” They have also succeeded in giving a bad name to “smart” and “justice,” and now do it to “love.” When liberals use those words, you should know that something wicked this way comes.
I always felt an aversion to Ben & Jerry’s ice cream. Now I know why. If their ice cream’s as dirty as their ideology, it isn’t safe to eat it.