The Gigantic Colossal Kitten

Good grief, I didn’t know there were kittens this big! Imagine how big they’ll be when they grow up! How many cans of Fancy Feast will this baby eat in a day? Look at that, he just dwarfs the furniture!

And then–and then–great balls o’ fire! A gigantic hand! I mean, how is that person going to fit inside the house, when just his hand takes up the whole room?

Waddaya mean, it’s just a doll house…?

About leeduigon

I have lived in Metuchen, NJ, all my life. I have been married to my wife Patricia since 1977. I am a former newspaper editor and reporter. I was also the owner-operator of my own small business for several years. I wrote various novels and short stories published during 1980s and 1990s. I am a long-time student of judo and Japanese swordsmanship (kenjutsu). I also play chess, basketball, and military and sports simulations.

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4 responses to “The Gigantic Colossal Kitten

  • UnKnowable

    With a dollhouse, a couple of roughhousing kittens and a video camera you could give Godzilla a run fir his money. 🙂

  • Phoebe

    What a wonderful dollhouse! — except for the color scheme, too much pink. Of course, for a moment the kitten seemed to be about to use the bathtub as a litter box….

    Unknowable, I kept thinking about Godzilla, too. We need a little car for the kitten to stomp on. Maybe we could add a garage to the dollhouse, yes? 🙂

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