The Gigantic Colossal Kitten

Good grief, I didn’t know there were kittens this big! Imagine how big they’ll be when they grow up! How many cans of Fancy Feast will this baby eat in a day? Look at that, he just dwarfs the furniture!

And then–and then–great balls o’ fire! A gigantic hand! I mean, how is that person going to fit inside the house, when just his hand takes up the whole room?

Waddaya mean, it’s just a doll house…?

4 comments on “The Gigantic Colossal Kitten

  1. What a wonderful dollhouse! — except for the color scheme, too much pink. Of course, for a moment the kitten seemed to be about to use the bathtub as a litter box….

    Unknowable, I kept thinking about Godzilla, too. We need a little car for the kitten to stomp on. Maybe we could add a garage to the dollhouse, yes? 🙂

    1. It’s all a matter of perspective. If one were a shrew (the smallest of mammals) a kitten would be a huge, ferocious monster, but to a human, a kitten is the epitome of harmlessness.

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