New Chamber Found in Great Pyramid

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I have to go to the nursing home this morning, so let me leave you with this piece of news: for the first time since the 19th century, another big chamber has been discovered inside the Great Pyramid (–and wouldn’t it be  nice if WordPress would let us link to news articles?

State-of-the-art technology revealed the hitherto-undiscovered big empty space inside the pyramid–a kind of X-ray using cosmic ray bombardment. It penetrates stone to show what’s deep inside. Unfortunately, it can’t show what, if anything, is inside the hollow space. Scientists are betting there’s probably nothing in it, that it’s an empty space required by the architecture to relieve the pressure of a zillion tons of stone on other spaces that were used as burial chamber, passageway, etc.

The only way to find out, of course, is to get inside, somehow.

I mean, what if it’s not empty? What if it’s full of… well, mystical secrets? Or treasure? Complete with a curse on it, and everybody who penetrates the secret wakes up in the middle of the night with Christopher Lee standing over his bed and dies a simply horrible death? You know what I mean.

What do you think is inside the secret chamber?

5 comments on “New Chamber Found in Great Pyramid

  1. I bet there is a treasure that rivals King Tut’s treasure. And mummies. And hieroglyphics galore.

    Also, you can highlight the newslink, press Control+C, then paste (Control+P) it in the address bar, and it will take you to the article. Not as convenient as being able to click the link, but at least we can read the articles 🙂

  2. There’s probably a jar on a set-apart pedestal left there by the ET’s that helped the Egyptians build the pyramid, and when it is opened it lets out a virus that kills everyone on earth who isn’t AB Positive.

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