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D.C. Dem Says Jewish Bankers Made It Snow

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Washington D.C. Councilman Trayon White Sr., a Democrat whose election was supported by “progressive” (Far Left) Jewish voters, said a recent snowstorm was caused by the Jewish banking family, the Rothschilds, “controlling the weather… to own the cities” (

To help this Democrat cover his tracks, the Washington Post article, to which I am unable to link, devoted more than half its space to attacking Far Right conspiracy theorists.

After everyone in the world came down on him like a ton of bricks, Councilman White, Democrat, sort of apologized. Said he, “I did not intend to be anti-Semitic.” [Two-minute laugh break]

Is this Jewish banker thing part of the Settled Science that makes Climbit Change immune from questioning? We’ve also heard it’s caused by SUVs, eating meat, breathing, using more than one sheet of toilet paper per visit to the john, air conditioning, sandwiches, and trying to ape the living standards of our betters.

Meanwhile… why would anybody in his right might want to “own the cities”?

They Just Won’t Give Up on Global Warming…

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Well, we’re back to “Global Warming makes the winters colder,” this time from some “climbit scientist” at my alma mater, Rutgers University (

The authors of this study admit they don’t actually know why it gets so cold in the winter, but not to worry–they’re gonna keep on studying computer models till they figure it out. Who needs to study messy, unpredictable old Nature when you can study nice, cooperative computer models that can only act on the data that you yourself put into them?

Periodically Rutgers calls to ask me for money. I laugh hysterically. If I’ve got money to give to the looniversity, I don’t deserve to have any money.

Why don’t the Climbit Change crowd just pack it in? Because they see in this the magic elixir for creating a world government with themselves lording it over the entire human race. That’s worth any amount of hard work, ain’t it? One you’re in the business of Saving The Planet, everything you do is justified. Liberals can’t resist it. Slave labor, mass graves, brainwashing–the time-honored apparatus of leftid utopia–something about that stuff really turns them on.

Please, everybody! Never, never, never again let Democrats ever take power in this country! Because that’ll be the end. This time they’ll make sure it is.

‘Scientists: Sexual Harassment Among Animals’ (2016)

I guess it won’t be long now before grackles and collared lizards and scarlet tanagers start sporting #MeToo buttons and “Time’s Up” Tattoos. One of the first birds to wear a “Time’s Up” tattoo had one of her wings shaved to accommodate it–and wound up being a feral cat’s dinner. And the tattoo was spelled wrong, too…

Scientific American (!) Tells People to ‘Chill Out’ over Global Warming

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Forget about it!

The we’re-all-gonna-die crowd got a poke in the eye recently from Scientific American, of all people, in an article telling the world to “chill out over Global Warming” (

The Climbit Change alarmists’ “apocalyptic scenarios are simply false,” says the article, exhibiting “radicalism and fatalism” that denies the undeniably beneficial effects of industrialization and modernization, especially in the world’s poorest countries. And if there are any real effects of Global Warming, human ingenuity will be up to the challenge of dealing with it.


But of course, the Climbit Change ideology is a mere grab, the biggest grab in history, for raw power and fabulous amounts of public money. After all, once it’s established that everything our dear leaders do is to Save The Planet, they have license to do anything they please.

Even Scientific American can see that now.

Atheist Dawkins OK with Cannibalism?

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(Thanks to Linda for the news tip)

This almost qualifies as comic relief. But not quite.

Atheist all-star Richard Dawkins, looking to find a new gig after defending “mild pedophilia” (don’t ask!) and pressing for the abortion of all babies with Down’s syndrome, has come out in favor of… cannibalism (

Oh, he doesn’t mean chasing someone down, conking him over the head, and tossing him into a cooking pot. Heavens no. He wants “lab-grown” human meat: “I’ve been looking forward to this,” he says. Yessiree, human flesh grown in a culture vat. Bon appetite. But if you’ve ever read Edgar Rice Burroughs’ Synthetic Men of Mars, you know that once you start growing bits of people in a culture vat, you don’t always get what you want.

Have I mentioned that Dawkins thinks space aliens “seeded” life on earth?

This jidrool, who calls atheists “brights” to distinguish them from us “dim” normal people who still believe in God, says chowing down on people-meat will be “an interesting test case for consequentialist morality versus ‘yuck reaction’ absolutism.”

What’s “consequentialist morality?” Well, instead of those tired old moral absolutes handed down by God, this says you determine by its consequences whether an action is morally good or bad. It’s kind of a nice name for moral imbecility. Let us not burden ourselves with questions like “consequences to whom?” Anyone but a true interllectural can see through this.

While there is something appealing about the idea of atheists and other leftids making happy meals of one another, only to be disappointed by what they find when they open up the skull, and quibbling over who gets the nicer bits of Bill Nye or Neil DeGrasse Tyson, we know they’d never do the world such a favor as that. If they can’t get their din-din from a culture vat, they’ll go after Climbit Change Deniers. Or whatever they can buy from Planned Parenthood.

No, it isn’t really funny. Leftids have no sense of humor.

Dawkins isn’t joking. He really is that loathsome.


‘Feds: Jack-O’-Lanterns Cause Global Warming’ (2015)

Please don’t say you’re feeling nostalgic for the Obama administration.

Remember this? On your dime, the federal government warned us in 2015 that our Halloween pumpkins with the candles in ’em contribute to Climbit Change and omibaal we’re all gonna die–!

Let’s hope President Trump has fired whoever was responsible for this.

Build a Better World–with LSD!

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Damn! If only I were some kind of expert, I, too, could come up with cool ideas like this!

Following news reports that assorted techies are now taking LSD to increase their productivity, an expert in Spain says taking LSD can reorganize your brain in a “harmonizing” way, “just like improvising jazz musicians,” leading to “more openness” and a greater willingness to try new things ( Even if they’re incredibly bad new things.

As if it weren’t bad enough that all our wannabe world-improvers are as crazy as bedbugs to begin with, now they want to give themselves “an extra edge” by taking hallucinogenic drugs.

Is that where all these swell ideas are coming from? Gender fluidity, free money for all, free college tuition for everybody, compulsory exercise at work–they’ve all been doing drugs? Well, that would certainly explain what they’re doing to our civilization.

So let’s all bomb our brains with drugs, and see what we come up with.

It’s gonna be great! What could possibly go wrong?

‘Scientists Say It’s Okay to Lie for Climate Change’ (2016)

This refers back to a 2014 peer-reviewed published paper by a couple of, ahem, scientists who said it was okay to exaggerate Climbit Change if you could trick the public into believing in it and obeying them. They accuse those who disagree with them of spreading propaganda.

Come, Lord Jesus, come!


‘I Stand Corrected’ (2013)

I’m still amazed, always, when I encounter conspiracy theories that say dinosaurs never existed, they’re just a massive hoax cooked up by “the corporations” or whoever. How did so many people come to think this way–if you can even call it thinking?

‘Play God… and Go to Jail’ (2012)

Remember this? Italian scientists sent to prison because they failed to predict an earthquake… Didn’t King Nebuchadnezzar used to do that? Send for the prognostickators and the astrologers and the Chaldeans and threaten to kill them if they failed to interpret his dream…

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