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G’day! Byron the Quokka here, with exciting news about our next comment contest. So first examine this picture.

Egypt: Hidden corridor in Great Pyramid of Giza seen for ...

That’s the Great Pyramid, of course–one of the Seven Wonders of the World. See that white stuff on the tip? Yes, we’re working on making that the prize for the next comment contest, for reasons which will soon become obvious. If we play our cards right, the contest winner will be awarded with a luxury apartment way up there!

Currently we’re just short of 99,000 comments; and when we finally hit 100,000, well, that’s a big deal! And whoever posts No. 100,000 deserves a fabulous prize. A luxury apartment atop the Great Pyramid! Your friends will go absolutely mad with envy.

So far today we have no comments, so the field is wide open. You may be the lucky winner!

Let’s see if we can wrap this up by Thanksgiving, when our annual Christmas Carol Contest kicks in.

A Historical Curiosity: the Bent Pyramid

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We think of the pyramids of Egypt as marvels of ancient engineering, admiring their gigantic size, straight sides, and precise alignments. They’re over 4,000 years old, but built to last.

The thought of pyramids as an exercise in trial-and-error is disconcerting. So when we see the Bent Pyramid, which really is bent, erected around 2,600 B.C., we’ve got to wonder what happened.

Two theories: One, Pharaoh Snefru, for whom the pyramid was being built, was well on his way to dying, so the builders took a short-cut. Two, more than halfway into the project, somebody on the engineering staff said “Uh-oh, we’ve got problems!”

The bottom part of the pyramid rises at an angle of 54 degrees; the top part, at only 43 degrees. Why the difference?

Because they feared that if they kept building at that original steep angle, the whole shebang would collapse on their heads!

Which actually happened, not far away, at the Meidum Pyramid, which collapsed while it was being built.

We don’t know exactly what it cost to build a pyramid, but it must’ve been a pretty hefty chunk of the government’s budget.

The mishap of the Meidum Pyramid and the awkward course correction at the Bent Pyramid suggest that the Egyptians, rather than being instructed by high-tech Space Brothers, learnt the art of pyramid construction as they went along, with costly errors along the way.

The much later pyramids of Nubia (now Sudan) were smaller and noticeably steeper than the classical Egyptian pyramids of the Old Kingdom. We don’t know how closely the Nubians might have studied their predecessors, but their pyramids would surely have impressed the builders of the Bent Pyramid.

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I can’t imagine the Great Pyramid of Khufu built at this steep angle and not falling down.

Neither could the Egyptians.

New Chamber Found in Great Pyramid

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I have to go to the nursing home this morning, so let me leave you with this piece of news: for the first time since the 19th century, another big chamber has been discovered inside the Great Pyramid ( https://www.architecturaldigest.com/story/great-pyramid-giza-newly-discovered-secret-chamber)–and wouldn’t it be  nice if WordPress would let us link to news articles?

State-of-the-art technology revealed the hitherto-undiscovered big empty space inside the pyramid–a kind of X-ray using cosmic ray bombardment. It penetrates stone to show what’s deep inside. Unfortunately, it can’t show what, if anything, is inside the hollow space. Scientists are betting there’s probably nothing in it, that it’s an empty space required by the architecture to relieve the pressure of a zillion tons of stone on other spaces that were used as burial chamber, passageway, etc.

The only way to find out, of course, is to get inside, somehow.

I mean, what if it’s not empty? What if it’s full of… well, mystical secrets? Or treasure? Complete with a curse on it, and everybody who penetrates the secret wakes up in the middle of the night with Christopher Lee standing over his bed and dies a simply horrible death? You know what I mean.

What do you think is inside the secret chamber?