Dog parks Is Too A Rape Zoan!!

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I hasnt got a Dog thare “is” no roomb for it “In” my prefesser’s Toool Shed ware i “live” the only Pet I “evver” had it was some Sea Munkies and thay never lernt to Talk or Whatch TV like it sayed in the Ad in the Comick Book thay dint do nothing Thay was suposed to do!

Well wen i heared a lexture by a Femnest abote them Dog Parks thay are Rape Zoans I had to “Go” thare and sea for My Selph only i dint has no Dog so i borrerowed this Stuffed Dog and dragt it afftar me on a leesh thare is only dum peple thare at the Park and “thay” amb not Introlllecturals so thay “d” never knotice!!

So i goed thare and I dint see no rapes!!! not evin one! then i reelyzed Thay “wher” al being Sneeky abote it and them Rapes “thay” wood only Hapen “wen” I wassnt thare!!! and some Racist she got al Snottty and sayed to me Waht “Do yiu fead that Dog of yores, Fome Rubbber?? but” I dint do “nothing” Becose she had this Big Pitt Bull and he loocked at Me like “he Was” goingto Bite me!!!!

It jist gose to Show “thatt” we has got to has Socile Jutstus “four” dogs And annamils tooo!! No boddy thay has got anny Rihght “to” Own a Dog it is whay too mutch like Captolism and once We has got Open Boarders no one whill be aloud to own nothing no moar!!! and thenn some Big Corgi it grabed my Stuff Dog and runned awhay whith It!! and i culdnt gett it Back and waht my Prefesser’s pratner whill say wen xe fineds out i borrerowed xis Stuff Dog whith “Out” askin to, wel i jist dont know!!! I whill jist has to tel him i done it four Socile Jutstus and Maby xe woont Hit “me” no moar!!

About leeduigon

I have lived in Metuchen, NJ, all my life. I have been married to my wife Patricia since 1977. I am a former newspaper editor and reporter. I was also the owner-operator of my own small business for several years. I wrote various novels and short stories published during 1980s and 1990s. I am a long-time student of judo and Japanese swordsmanship (kenjutsu). I also play chess, basketball, and military and sports simulations. View all posts by leeduigon

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