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We has to Snich On peple!!!

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A lott “of” us we “are” Still heer At collidge becose Our Famblies thay dont “whant” us to come hoam!! i tryed to go hoam yeasterday and gess wat!?! My Fambly thay mooved!!!!!! “and” thay didnt telll Noboddy ware thay mooved “to” neether so i dont know “ware” thay livve nhow!! “and” this Gye he was livving “in” My Howce he got Mad and toled His Dog to byte me!!!! i was Luckie “to” Get Aweiagh!!!

This moarning we hadded a meating “of” the Stoodint Soviet and we desided to Pay munny “foar” tellling on Anny Boddy witch is vylating Socile Distincing or trying “to” By Stuff at a stoar!!! Iff yiu sea ennyboddy doing stuff and yiu “caul” The Poleece and thay Get a rested,, the Stoodint Soviet we whil Pay yiu eleventy-five Scents!!!!

Sea,, our Fackilty Avisor he toled us “”The escents of Good Citasin-Ship it is to Snich on anny boddy whoo does “stuff what” thay shoodnt!”” That whay evry boddy thay wil Be Hayve or else!!!! “It is OKay to maike” up things he sayed “beecawse That “reely” keeeps evry boddy On thare Tows!!!”! It is awl “To Billd Up ‘the’ Artharitty of The Stayte!”!” In facked we will Pay yiu X-tra munny iff yore Snich it is Not Tru and sumb boddy thay get A Rested annywhay!!!

So i has lurned That peeple thay “jist” dont know haow To “be” Good, that is Becawse thay whach Fox Nooze,, butt a Guvvermint that has got Supream Paower it “can” maik themb Be Good weather thay Like “it” Oar Nott!!!!

And that my frends It is Socile Jutstus!!!!!!!!!!


“Watch ‘Roots’ or I’ll Kill You”

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Some weirdo in Iowa kidnapped a woman and threatened to kill her–and then spread her body parts “all over the highway”–unless she sat still and watched Roots… “so she could better understand her racism” (https://www.wave3.com/2020/02/17/woman-claims-man-kidnapped-her-forced-her-watch-roots-understand-her-racism/).

It could’ve been worse. It could’ve been The Hand Made’s Tail.

Well, gee, wasn’t that nice of him? But he was only doing what most of our colleges and looniversities do to students deemed in need of an attitude adjustment–minus that bit about killing and dismembering.

This takes Social Justice to a new height indeed.

Anyway, the kook was arrested and charged with various crimes. Talk about sadism: that miniseries is nine hours long! And it’s all racial scab-picking, start to finish.

Maybe the next Democrat president will force us all to watch it, on pain of death.


You Can’t Sell These!

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Fongo Products Inc. (“Social justice is our most important product!”) is going out of business, after failing to sell any of its new product line. Here are Fongo’s four biggest flops.

*Trauma Cookies. No one even wanted to know what these looked like, never mind actually eating them. Putting the chief product developer to death didn’t solve the problem.

*Blank Baseball Cards. You know how annoying it is to buy a pack of baseball cards and get nothing but cards you either have already or just don’t want. So Fongo came up with blank pieces of cardboard which the customer can label and illustrate for himself, with pictures and stats of his most desired players. “Get only the players that you really want” was the slogan.

*Woo How bottled tap water from China. The three employees who sampled this water all fell gravely ill. Back to the drawing board.

*Pre-holed Socks. You know those jeans you can buy that already have holes on them? Someone at Fongo thought this would work with socks, too. A trial run at the local Wal-Mart produced no sales at all.

Fongo Products is now… belly-up.


‘Another Real-World Fantasy’ (2011)

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I don’t know how this actually turned out, since, you know, newspapers never follow up on anything. Somewhere out there is, or was, a “secular humanist Sunday school,” sponsored by a Jewish Temple from which God has been expelled.

https://leeduigon.com/2011/08/25/another-real-world-fantasy/

If I made up something like that and put it in one of my fantasy novels, people would say I was tainting my story with satire. But then the Left is always saying and doing things that satirize themselves.

I wonder what kind of worship songs they sing.

There are some things it’s better not to know.


Leftids Sabotage Salvation Army Vans

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Won’t be giving any hope until they fix the gas tank.

Well, someone in Kansas City kept the Salvation Army from delivering food and toys to needy families this Christmas–they punctured the gas tanks of the Salvation Army’s vans (https://conservativechoicecampaign.com/war-on-christians-and-god/).

Let’s see… what glorious, virtue-signalling cause was this in aid of? What necessary end of Social Justice was served by preventing alms from being delivered to the poor?

No one has been arrested, no one has been charged. Ordinary thieves would have at least stolen the gas as it poured out of the tanks. And who, other than the usual suspects among the Far Left Crazy, would have targeted the Salvation Army at Christmas time?

Can you imagine the hoo-hah in the bulls*** nooze media, if someone had sabotaged the Drag Queen Story Hour?

The Far Left, the enemy of the human race, is satanic to its core. Remember that.

 


Conservative Gene Found!

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Scientists at Settled Science University have discovered the gene that makes people conservatives.

In a grueling two-day study jointly funded by George Soros and a local panhandler named Bob, scientists have identified a gene which they have named “Gene.” When stimulated by Climate Change, Fox News broadcasts, or too much butter in a dish of pastina, Gene the gene “makes people turn to the biggitry we know as conservatism,” says the study’s leader, Dr. Alexa Bathmat.

“All human beings are genetically political progressives,” she explained. “But when Gene the gene kicks in, it all goes haywire.” The scientists on her team are looking for a cure, she says, but because this gene is located primarily in the coccyx, “It makes it kind of hard to get at.”

Until a cure can be found, the scientists have recommended that in any future elections, Republican votes should not count.

“And as a bonus,” Dr. Bathmat added, “having only one political party is a major step toward true Diversity and Social Justice.”


‘Public Schools’ “Social Justice Education” Cloaks Marxist Teaching’

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It’s not just a scary movie

Chalcedon’s editors re-ran this article today: “Although written 12 years ago, this piece by Lee Duigon lays out what has been in progress for a long time.”

https://chalcedon.edu/resources/articles/public-schools-social-justice-education-cloaks-marxist-teaching

Far Left Crazy has had twelve years, since I wrote this, to continue their work of turning America’s public schools into left-wing indoctrination mills, complete with “teachers’ collectives,” ideologically-saturated lesson plans, and “social justice academies” within the schools. And students at more than a few teachers’ colleges have to prove they’re on board the socialist express if they want to get certified.

Our whole country should be certified, for putting up with this. And paying for it!

I hardly dare speculate as to how far this folly was advanced during the eight years Obama & Co. owned the government.

Nothing has done our country more harm than its public education system.

Get your kids out now.

 


‘Colorism’?

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Jones as King Lear: got a problem with that?

In 1973 James Earl Jones played the title role in King Lear in the New York Shakespeare Festival. Lear, a pre-Roman British king and the central figure in Shakespeare’s tragedy, was white. James Earl Jones is black. To which the world very rightly said, “So what!” There must have been someone saying he shouldn’t play the role because he’s not the right color, but whoever it was, didn’t get much traction.

Now Will Smith, who is black, has been cast to play the father of Venus and Serena Williams, Richard Williams, who is also black. This has made some blacker people complain about black people who aren’t black enough (http://conservativefighters.com/news/critics-say-will-smith-isnt-black-enough-to-play-black-man-in-upcoming-williams-sisters-film/). If that makes sense to you, there’s a Democrat nomination with your name on it.

So now we’ve got a bunch of left-wing pipsqueaks that I never heard of, because I have better things to do than pay attention to them, yowling about “colorism.” That is a word I never heard until this morning. Something new to complain about! You can’t beat leftids for inventing new things to complain about. They don’t think Will Smith is black enough to play Mr. Williams. We are warned there’s gonna be “a social justice backlash.”

If this kind of racial nitpicking isn’t racism, then what is it–pure and idle brainlessness?

The Colorado “Civil Rights” Commission aren’t the only ones trying to dictate the content of works of art.

They must be utterly defeated. All of them.


Dog parks Is Too A Rape Zoan!!

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I hasnt got a Dog thare “is” no roomb for it “In” my prefesser’s Toool Shed ware i “live” the only Pet I “evver” had it was some Sea Munkies and thay never lernt to Talk or Whatch TV like it sayed in the Ad in the Comick Book thay dint do nothing Thay was suposed to do!

Well wen i heared a lexture by a Femnest abote them Dog Parks thay are Rape Zoans I had to “Go” thare and sea for My Selph only i dint has no Dog so i borrerowed this Stuffed Dog and dragt it afftar me on a leesh thare is only dum peple thare at the Park and “thay” amb not Introlllecturals so thay “d” never knotice!!

So i goed thare and I dint see no rapes!!! not evin one! then i reelyzed Thay “wher” al being Sneeky abote it and them Rapes “thay” wood only Hapen “wen” I wassnt thare!!! and some Racist she got al Snottty and sayed to me Waht “Do yiu fead that Dog of yores, Fome Rubbber?? but” I dint do “nothing” Becose she had this Big Pitt Bull and he loocked at Me like “he Was” goingto Bite me!!!!

It jist gose to Show “thatt” we has got to has Socile Jutstus “four” dogs And annamils tooo!! No boddy thay has got anny Rihght “to” Own a Dog it is whay too mutch like Captolism and once We has got Open Boarders no one whill be aloud to own nothing no moar!!! and thenn some Big Corgi it grabed my Stuff Dog and runned awhay whith It!! and i culdnt gett it Back and waht my Prefesser’s pratner whill say wen xe fineds out i borrerowed xis Stuff Dog whith “Out” askin to, wel i jist dont know!!! I whill jist has to tel him i done it four Socile Jutstus and Maby xe woont Hit “me” no moar!!


We take Downe wite men’s Pitchures!

[Editor’s note: And then there were none… except for Uncle Joe.]

Hear at Collidge we has got a “grate idear” to Hellp Minorites by taken downe “alll” pitchures of wite mens!!! and this it whil make Minorites feeel beter abote Them Selfs!!

We got this hear big Collidge Haul it is “full of” pitchures and thay all pitchures of wite men and That Is Racist!!!! We dont cair eny more that theeze guys thay fownded The collidge and invented stufff and Discuvered stufff and aslo rote stuff and doughnated “lots of” dollers to the collidge It dont mater eny more thay are wite so evry Thing thay done It Dosnt Count!!!!

Fromb now “on” only Pitchures of Minorites and Wimmin wil be aloud in Collidge Haul and some Deen he sayed it wasnt rihght so we slashed his car tyres for Socile Jutstus!!! that whil teech himb to “keeep” his mowth shut!! and we aslo mooved the Statchue of pressadint Obamma into the midle “of” The Haul and evry boddy thay has to bough downe to it wenevver thay see “it” or else thay gett Put “intoo” Sensertivitty Traning untill thare Minds are rihght!!! We was gointo throwe them In the oven but it is “not” big ennuohgh! and it is two bad we culdnt becose “thAt” woud reely Hellp Minorites a lott!!

Aslo it makes yiu feeel reel Good abote yore Self wen yiu hellps Minorites and Wimmin!!!


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