UN: 12 Years Left–then Doomsday!

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Stop me if you’ve heard this one before.

We’ve only got 12 years left to Save The Planet from Global Warming, and if we don’t agree to a “rapid and far-reaching” transformation of human civilization, like, now, baby–we’re all toast (https://www.washingtonpost.com/energy-environment/2018/10/08/world-has-only-years-get-climate-change-under-control-un-scientists-say/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.0b1191f65c84).

Remember: whenever liberals say something is a problem, it’s not a problem.

Anyway, that’s the latest draconian prediction from the United Nations Intergovernmental Panel on Climbit Change. Dude, we’ve gotta take “unprecedented actions” or we’re all doomed! As one of the escaped mental patients on the panel said, “It’s like a deafening, piercing smoke alarm going off in the kitchen. We have to put out the fire.” Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

See, explain the assorted schlemozzles, we’ve either gotta find a way to pull all the carbon dioxide out of the air, or else “stop emissions entirely by 2050.” Stop exhaling, people! No more cars, no more air conditioning, no more meat, and no more toilet paper for you plebs! Just think of it as going to Venezuela and having to stay there forever. From time to time you can look up at the sky to see  private jets full of Climbit Change big shots zooming off to Davos for their latest bacchanalia. Maybe if you’re lucky, a tiny scrap of kobe beef will fall out of the plane and land in your hand.

Just twelve years. Mmm! Well, if it’s a choice between being doomed or having to obey a bunch of UN cockroaches– What’s the difference?

6 comments on “UN: 12 Years Left–then Doomsday!

  1. We might possibly have 12 more years, but it most certainly is not the reason these gooks are thinking. If they had any brains left, they would be considering eternity instead of this miserable mess they are constructing.
    I wish the U N were gone from the scene completely.

    1. Oh, but we need the UN to set up a global government to control the earth’s climate! Which they will do by taking our money, abridging our liberties, and living very high on the hog themselves.

  2. ‘UN: 12 Years Left–Then Doomsday!’ What the Global Warming lunatics foretell and predict, is not much different than the gloom and doom I hear coming across many pulpits, from comments on blogs, and other sources. It’s the “end times” the “last days” are upon us, things are getting worse and worse, Jesus is coming soon, very soon (again). Yeah, in 2001 I heard a preacher tell his congregation, we only have 25 years left until the coming of the Lord, and he was not alone with those kinds of tiding of doom. Tiding of doom, well yeah, things have got to get worse and worse accordingly, before the Lord comes back, isn’t that found in the Bible? Aren’t we living in the “last days” the “end times” mentioned in Scripture? NO!

    When God’s people start sounding like the world, preaching doom and gloom like the unbelievers there is a big problem! Those who have been teaching we are living in the “end times” and “last days” for the last 200 years and more, all have one thing in common, they have all been wrong 100% of the time.

    Stop believing the teaching of the doom and gloomers, no matter if it comes from the unbelievers or preachers. God’s word promises us victory in time and on this earth. God is working out His plan, and that means the whole future is ahead of us, all the time we need, thousands of years lay ahead of us, and in time, victory, victory will be ours.

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