I had a couple hours’ worth of errands to do today, I am so far behind in my work, I’m fed up with the nooze–
But I couldn’t take a break without sharing this vital information with you all.
I’ve tried this with a lot of different kinds of lizards, and it always works: if you want the lizard to go to sleep, rub its belly. I’m told it works on alligators, too, but can’t vouch for it.
Does anybody know if it works on celebrities?