An Alligator at Your Door

Go ahead, tell me this gator isn’t trying to find a way into the house. Whoa! Now try to imagine what he’d do if he got in.

This never happens in New Jersey. We have pests with bigger appetites than alligators have.

There’s a lot of unedifying nooze out there today, which I don’t propose to cover on the Sabbath, if I can help it. Maybe the gator is trying to get away from the nooze. I wonder how hard they are to house-train…

About leeduigon

I have lived in Metuchen, NJ, all my life. I have been married to my wife Patricia since 1977. I am a former newspaper editor and reporter. I was also the owner-operator of my own small business for several years. I wrote various novels and short stories published during 1980s and 1990s. I am a long-time student of judo and Japanese swordsmanship (kenjutsu). I also play chess, basketball, and military and sports simulations. View all posts by leeduigon

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