No, mates, no–not that blighter Lord Byron! Byron the Quokka–that’s me.
And I’ve finally had an idea that Lee thought was over-the-moon brilliant, in fact he wanted to snatch me up and kiss me and I just barely got away… Right! The prize for winning the latest comment contest–which has already started, sort of–for posting the magic milestone Comment No. 50,000 on this blog–the prize will be–
Crikey, he won’t let me say what it is! “Spectacular idea, Byron, truly spectacular–but let’s not unveil it until after we’ve passed No. 49,000. Once they see what it is, they’ll race to 50,000.” I’ve got to admit there’s a certain crepuscularity to his reasoning.
No, the prize won’t be that cool green car in the background. I’m not bloomin’ crazy. He won’t let me give out a bicycle, no sense in even asking him about a car.
But this prize that I thought of today–oh, ho, ho!
(“Can’t I give ’em just a hint?”)
(“No, you can’t. If you give away the secret before I say okay, you’re out of a job, mate.”)
I’d better hop out of here before I say something I’ll regret.
See you tomorrow with Bell Mountain Trivia No. 11!