My wife says dogs have a conscience. Trouble is, it doesn’t kick in until after the mischief is done. Then it’s too late.
Then there’s that whole criminal mastermind thing. If you’re going to tear up the tissues, don’t get your head caught inside the Kleenex box. That’s a dead giveaway.
Yeah, my younger son has a Rottweiler that stole his pizza when he set the plate down for a minute to go answer the phone. He ate the whole slice, but didn’t get away with it because he left the plate on the floor.