Forget the riddle of the Sphinx; these questions are harder.
The first one popped into my mind as I was standing in the supermarket checkout line this morning, glancing in dazed horror at the tabloids. To wit: Really, is there anybody out there who reads this stuff, cares about it, thinks of these celebrities who aren’t famous enough for me to have heard of them–and actually talks about them with others, referring to said celebrities by their first names only? Not answerable. Not even all that imaginable.
Think about that one for a while. I have to go outside and get some air.