Believe it or not, he’s 36 years old!
The reason for this, I would’ve said offhand, is that that’s the way our evil godless rulers want ’em. But there is a scientific explanation!
I wonder if the plan is to get literally everyone into college and keep them there for as long as they live, while robots do all the work. Imagine–“higher education” that goes on and on until you die.
What use these lifelong students will be to anyone, well, that’s a puzzler.