Utah Pitches ‘Guaranteed’ College Admission–To All

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Guaranteed admission today; guaranteed degree tomorrow.

(I haven’t been up to posting much, these past few days, but I can’t let this story slide any farther.)

This is one of the silliest damnfool things I ever heard of.

Utah has “guaranteed” college admission to all high school students in the state, regardless of their grade-point average (https://ushe.edu/utah-launches-admit-utah-a-simplified-path-to-college-admissions-for-all-high-school-students/). Utah has 16 state colleges and university. Pick one! And you’re in!

Gee… What if you’re a juvenile delinquent? Fooey! If you’re out of jail, you can be in college. What if you’ve flunked every subject because you’re a nitwit? Poohbah! There’s no such thing as being too dumb to go to college!

I could not find any mention of how this scheme is to be paid for… but I think we can guess by whom.

And once you’ve got guaranteed admissions for everybody, one and all, how big a step is it to a guaranteed degree? In the subject of your choice, of course. I’ll have a Masters in Nuclear Physics, please.

At that point a college education will have no more value whatsoever. It’s been inching toward that goal for years. Looks like Utah wants to get there first.

‘College Costs: The Horror, The Horror’

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God only knows how much Americans are in the hole for student debt: over $1 trillion, last time I looked. And we’ve got SloJo saying we can just write it off.

College Costs: the Horror, the Horror

If you follow the discussion, know ye that my door is still open to teens and twentysomethings–in fact, I think we need more young readers! You can tell us how you play to pay off your student loan. Back when I went, I paid my tuition up front.

Which was good, because with four years of college and a Political Science degree under my belt, I was virtually unemployable…

‘Coed Blows Her $90,000 College Fund’ (2015)

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This is what we get when we insist that everybody has to go to college.

Coed Blows Her $90,000 College Fund

Not too far down the road, we’re going to be stuck with a whole country full of twiddiots like this. And yet our…um, “education” system is the biggest and costliest ever devised by stupid people who think they’re smart. Imagine millions of these ninnies voting.

Oh, wait–we don’t have to imagine it, do we?

‘Why College Students Are So Childish’ (2015)

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Believe it or not, he’s 36 years old!

The reason for this, I would’ve said offhand, is that that’s the way our evil godless rulers want ’em. But there is a scientific explanation!

Why College Students Are So Childish

I wonder if the plan is to get literally everyone into college and keep them there for as long as they live, while robots do all the work. Imagine–“higher education” that goes on and on until you die.

What use these lifelong students will be to anyone, well, that’s a puzzler.