It’s the Worst Scandal Ever! Honest!

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This thing is so big, even I don’t know what it is yet. It makes Russian Collusion look like cheating at slapjack, I hear.

But we are not going to trot out a perfectly good top-secret whistleblower while there’s hardly anybody here! What sense would that make? The whistleblower is getting a little tired of hiding in the coal bin, but that’s the breaks. If a tree falls in the forest and no one sees or hears it, well, that’s not Journalism!

So… give us an audience, and we’ll give you the story. Is that one of those squid pro quo things you hear about?

4 comments on “It’s the Worst Scandal Ever! Honest!

  1. Love the way the news tries to make every sneeze a “bomb shell” or a squid..whatever. Most all their bomb shells turn out to be kids’ firecrackers.

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