(Jist rite It yore Self!!!)
Has yiu knowtissed “that” Biggits “and” Haters thay “are” Trying To hyde thairselfs?? Thay think we “woont knowtise” Themb iff thay Stop doing Hat Speach!!!
So this moaning At “the” Stodent Soviet meating we doed somb thing “aboat” It!!!
The Plan it “is” reely Simpul!!! Al we got To Do “is” rite Hat Maile to our selfs!!!!! and aslo rite hat speach on the doarm Walls and aslo Spraypaynt it on the doars ware we Live!!!! We “wil” Pro-vied the Hat Speach Messidges that Thay are “not” riting becose themb are Hyding!!!! Butt this “whay” we “wil” Flusch themb Out!!
Hears How “it” whorks! Letts say i Know that somb Guy he is Full Of Hat and aslo a Trans Fobe and a Trumpt Sapportor and aslo a Biggit,, butt “he” is hyding It so he woont “get” Cawt! Wel, i rite a Hat Speach Messidge to my self,, “Yiu “are” a Prevert whith Moth Antenners go back ware yiu Camed Fromb!!!!!!” and then i putt It somb plaice ware I can fined It and then i say “Lookit this it is Hat Speach and i know whoo rote It,, “itt” is that Guy over thare!!!” and i report himb To the Collidge Buyus Responts Teem and he wil Get Xpeld for Hat and aslo has to go Into “Sensativvaty Traning”!” he whil say he “didnt” rite It but yiu Know haow thay lye!!!!!!
We desided we has to Do this becose we has Not Yett perjed al the Hat fromb Campus thare is Stil “Palenty” of Seecrit Hat but nhow wee “has” got themb butt Goood!!!
Nhow the ownly Promble is i fourgot ware i putt the Messidge and i cant fined “it” …!
Hey Joe, you can take your hate speech Plan and flush it down the toilet. Yes, that sentence was hate speech. Hate is part of being human. The Lord Himself hates sin.
I think old Joe might have outsmarted himself, this time. 🙂
Once again, parody struggles to keep up with reality! Or is Joe just plagiarizing the latest news from CNN? 🙂
For that matter, how would Joe spell “plagiarism”? And how would his Student Soviet spin it to be a virtue? 🙂
And for memory lane-ers, does anyone here remember Tom Lehrer’s song about Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky? {“Plagiarize! Let nothing evade your eyes!”)
Actually, the piece was inspired by a nooze item about yet another incident of self-inflicted “hate” that got the police involved and a whole college campus locked down–until they found out she’d written the threats to herself.
Which just about always turns out to be the case.