My Newswithviews Column, Aug. 6 (‘When “Smart” Is Stupid’)

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See? It rained on these rocks and now they’ve got moss growin’ on ’em! It’s a Scientific Fact!

Don’t you just love it when pseudo-intellectuals cook up a new word to wrap around the same old bullschiff? Like, for instance, “abiogenesis.”

When ‘Smart’ is Stupid

Well, damn, “spontaneous generation,” nobody believes that anymore! But they might believe it if we call it something else and let on that it’s a Scientific Fact. You have to believe Scientific Facts!

“Oh, it rain on de rocks an’ de rocks come alive, doo-dah, doo-dah…”

One comment on “My Newswithviews Column, Aug. 6 (‘When “Smart” Is Stupid’)”

  1. Now I’m seeing Loony Tunes characters skipping around singing “Oh, it rain on de rocks an’ de rocks come alive, doo-dah, doo-dah…” And people think I’m nuts for believing in a God who created everything out of nothing. Creationism makes much more sense when you get right down to it.

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